Woody Harrelson Actually Thought He Was Accosted By a Zombie

Jillian Bandes | April 13, 2009 10:31 AM

Breaking news: Woody Harrelson, the semi-talented but aggressive druggie-advocate, mistook paparazzi for a zombie while being photographed at the La Guardia airport.

"I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," Harrelson said in a statement.

Harrelson has a history of aggression - he's currently fending off a lawsuit from another photographer who claims Harrelson assaulted him. Given my druthers, I'm not sure if I wouldn't attack some paparazzi in the right circumstances, given their aggressive tendencies - though I'm fairly certain I wouldn't claim I did it due to phantoms from the underworld.