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Woody Harrelson Actually Thought He Was Accosted By a Zombie

Breaking news: Woody Harrelson, the semi-talented but aggressive druggie-advocate, mistook paparazzi for a zombie while being photographed at the La Guardia airport.
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"I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," Harrelson said in a statement.
Harrelson has a history of aggression - he's currently fending off a lawsuit from another photographer who claims Harrelson assaulted him. Given my druthers, I'm not sure if I wouldn't attack some paparazzi in the right circumstances, given their aggressive tendencies - though I'm fairly certain I wouldn't claim I did it due to phantoms from the underworld.

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