Jeb Bush Just Bought The Marlins

Posted: Apr 25, 2017 5:15 PM

Former Florida governor and 2016 presidential candidate Jeb Bush, along with former Yankees star Derek Jeter, won an auction today to purchase the Miami Marlins for $1.3 billion.

Everyone on the internet then proceeded to make the same two jokes:

(Special shoutout to this one, which combined the two)

Jeter and Jeb were part of a group that won the auction, and additional details of the sale will be released when they are available. Former President George W. Bush, Jeb's brother also once owned a baseball team--the Texas Rangers.