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OPINION

OCCUPY BIDEN: The Radical Occupation and Looting of Joe Biden's Brain

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OCCUPY BIDEN: The Radical Occupation and Looting of Joe Biden's Brain
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Here is the speech President Donald Trump should give to explain the difference between the fake image of Joe Biden, "the blue-collar fighter for the middle class," and the reality of the new Joe Biden, the radical Marxist out to destroy everything we hold dear: America, American exceptionalism, capitalism, the U.S. Constitution, Judeo-Christian values, police, military and the great American middle class.

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America has to understand the truth: The old Joe Biden has been hijacked. Radicals have occupied his brain. And the Joe Biden standing before you is nothing like the old Joe.

It's not his fault. The old Joe is gone. He clearly has dementia. He is a shell of his former self. His brain has been hijacked, occupied and looted. Now poor old helpless Joe is just a tool of radical socialist, Marxist, America-hating extremists, revolutionaries and anarchists.

Here is how Trump should describe the hijacking of Biden's brain: "My fellow Americans: It is vitally important that you know...this is not an election between Donald Trump and Joe Biden. Because the old Joe Biden is no longer there. The old folksy, blue-collar Joe is gone forever. Poor Joe's brain has deteriorated.

"Terrible, evil people who hate this country and want to destroy it have hijacked the old Joe Biden we all knew and loved. This new Joe is just a facade, a fake. He acts on the outside like the old blue-collar Joe. But poor old Joe's brain is not there anymore. Joe's brain has been seized in a hostile takeover by evil people intent on destroying America. I call it Occupy Biden. 

"These Biden brain occupiers are like conmen who live with a helpless elderly grandpa in his basement apartment, pretending to care for him but looting his bank accounts. These America-hating, Marxist radicals have looted Joe's brain.

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"Because of this terrible situation, this election is no longer about two positive, reasonable visions for America. It's about Donald J. Trump and making America great again, safe again and prosperous again...versus Occupy Biden - a bleak future filled with anarchy, revolution, rioting, looting, torching, murder, home invasion and the end of America.

"Joe won't be in control of the White House, America, the U.S. economy or the military. The extremist, America-hating, socialist and Marxist radicals who occupy Joe's brain will be in control of this country ... your property ... your life ... and your children's future.

"America and YOU will never recover.

"This election is a choice between being safe in your home versus anarchy in the streets. This is a choice between jobs and prosperity for all Americans, and seeing entire industries shuttered by crippling regulations and massive new taxes. This is an election between the right to freely practice your religion versus having your church be ordered to close. This is an election between personal freedom versus government control over your entire life.

"Most importantly, if Occupy Biden gets a hold of the White House, it's not just open borders. It's open borders with no more ICE, defunded police and free health care for anyone in the world.

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"Within a year or two, maybe much sooner, you won't even recognize America. It will be a nation of 600 million. Or 900 million. Every non-English-speaking, poverty-stricken, skill-less migrant in need of cradle-to-grave welfare, every dangerous criminal and every person in the world with illness or disease will head for the border. Joe and the Democrats will let them all in and offer them free everything. Guess who will pay the bill. YOU, the American people, the great American middle class.

"That's the end of America, the end of capitalism, the end of YOU.

"With 300 million or more new foreigners in this country, who will protect you? Biden and his radical brain occupiers will have defunded the police and U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. You're on your own. It's every man and woman for themselves. Every middle-class home in America will become the Alamo.

"Occupy Biden will quickly turn America into Venezuela, where formerly upper-middle-class citizens, professionals, business owners and homeowners are now searching dumpsters for food, begging in the streets and drinking sewage water.

"I truly wish this were an election between me and the Joe Biden we all knew just 10 years ago. That Joe Biden would not have destroyed America. That Joe Biden would not want to turn America into Venezuela. I truly believe THAT Joe Biden loved America.

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"But that Joe Biden is gone forever. This election is a choice between making America great again, safe again and prosperous again ... or putting America and your job, your life, your children's future in the hands of Occupy Biden -- a gang of evil radicals who have hijacked, occupied and looted Joe Biden's brain.

"In your hearts, you know what I'm saying is 100% true. The choice is yours." 

Wayne Allyn Root is a CEO, entrepreneur, best-selling author, nationally-syndicated talk show host on USA Radio Network at 6 PM to 9 PM EST/3 PM to 6 PM PST. To find out more about Wayne Allyn Root and read features by other Creators Syndicate writers and cartoonists, visit the Creators Syndicate website at www.creators.com.

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