Welcome to the "Stream of Kurtiousness"! Gee, what's in the news?! What am I going to talk about today? Am I going to talk about Congress? Of course I'm going to talk about Congress, as everyone else has – a plague on all the House.
No one is completely innocent here. Kevin McCarthy didn't get it done. He's had since November; hell, we knew we were going to take the House, or suspected we would, for a long time. You want the job? You have to get it done. Let's put some blame on McCarthy, but let's put some blame on the rebels, too.
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