There’s certainly something to be said for honesty, and it does not get more honest than the Pima County Democratic Party eagerly retweeting the NSFW flyer for the “[What Swalwell tried to do with Fang Fang that probably took like 30 seconds] THE FOURTH” rally. The Arizona Democrats did what Democrats do – hated America and you. The only problem – for them – is that they did it in public. They made the unforgivable mistake of saying what they think out loud, the knuckleheads.
Here's an important idea and we need the stupid Republicans to do it. When they take over the House next year – not because they deserve it but because the Democrats suck like a million black holes – they need to do some hardcore oversight of the myriad Democrat atrocities we have endured over the last six years. And they need to take their show on the road. They need to hold their hearings outside of Washington, DC. Why? So the lying Democrat and Never Trump slop-jockeys will know that perjury might actually get their sorry behinds locked up.
Not Even Hiding It Anymore
Gun-grabbing Schumer minion Mark Kelly, who has never in recorded history disobeyed his pinko masters, is running for re-election in Arizona and he was disappointed when he saw the flyer from his own party telling America to perform an angry act of love upon our most patriotic holiday. It was quickly deleted, but once again the legacy of Andrew Breitbart arose to help save America – conservative online journalists screen-shot it, and around the web, it went. Kelly would be pulling his hair out, if he had any – kommie Kojack is smart enough to know that this kind of nonsense may play well within the blue bubble containing the mutants who run his garbage party, but it will go poorly with the normals who actually like America.
But then, the normals are the reason Democrats hate America. These uppity peasants, with their guns and Jesus and flags and stable, non-bizarre lifestyles, are the enemy of the weirdos who run the Democrat Party, weirdos who distinguish themselves by their slavish adherence to the alien values of Santa Monica and Manhattan. My new book, We’ll Be Back: The Fall and Rise of America, observes they aspire to join the new ruling class, one based on a shared ideology that is really a pathology:
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“Basically, class divisions became less about bank accounts (though the rich still dominated the heights of the elite) than about publicly harkening to the values of the elite. The left began to focus not on the dirty-fingernailed working man but on the college-indoctrinated white-collar gentry who never actually built anything. The gentry was not rich, nor were the young people who adopted the same mores even as they blended lattes at minimum wage and let their student loan payments for their gender studies degrees slide into default. But they mouthed the same platitudes as their betters and were now adjunct members—or, perhaps, graduate assistants—of the ruling class.”
Basically, the people who want to command us and who run cesspool collectives like the Pima County Democratic Party are a bunch of ideologically in-bred nobodies who are so incestuous that it never occurs to them not the shout their abortions or their treasons because they have never met anyone normal and they don’t know that normal people will be appalled. But Mark Kelly probably knows, and that’s why he’s probably wetting himself right now.
Good.
GOP, Take Your Oversight Hearings On The Road
Oh, the Republicans better do some oversight when they take over next January. And they have a long list of things to oversee, including...
- Hunter Biden and Mr. 10%
- The Afghanistan abortion
- Swalwell and Feinstein and their China issues of varying degrees of intimacy
- The J6 kangaroo kommittee’s krimes
- Why party boy Paul Pelosi walked
Oh, and there’s plenty more. But if they do it the old-fashioned way, holding hearings in the Capitol in the heart of Washington, DC, it’ll be a Toobin Zoom call. Why? Because the Dems know they can lie to their heart’s content, and even if the DOJ does try to prosecute, the jury in DC is 95% Hillary-loving liberal trash. You can convict Republicans easily in the Swamp, but never Democrats.
So take the show on the road. Go to Oklahoma and Idaho, Florida and Alabama. America deserves answers – bring the truth to the people! And, not coincidentally, get the place where the scumbag has to commit their crimes out of a sure-thing venue and into one where the people literally use pitchforks and torches in their daily lives.
Think of the cold terror Hunter Biden will experience as he has to go on the record in Mississippi, understanding even through the meth-induced haze in his brain that if he fibs the local jury is going to send him up the river.
Oh, and all the prep work – the sworn interviews and depositions need to happen outside DC as well. And, of course, the end-state we need to work for is changing the venue of any political case that would today arise in DC to somewhere out in the sticks so we never have to endure this dual-track justice system nonsense again.
Play to win, guys. Play to win.
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