In Other News: Here's Another Reason to Never Live in New Jersey

Here are some other highlights and headlines that I noticed over at Ransom Notes Radio:

According to the White House report on Global Warming (Soviet propaganda music is playing in my mind right now), winters are “generally” shorter and warmer… Except when they’re not. And either way, it’s your fault for not being liberal enough. (FoxNation)

The Colorado Symphony Orchestra is turning to marijuana for sponsorships, and a younger crowd. In fact, potheads, stoners, and tokers will be allowed to "blaze one" at special Cannabis-friendly events. First order of business: Getting the CSO string ensemble to play their rendition of “All Along the Watchtower”. (Breitbart.com)

It turns out that many of the Obamacare enrollees are, in fact, duplicate applications. What this means is that even insurers can’t tell how many people have actually signed up and paid for insurance… So, really, when the administration said “8 million people have signed up”, they were really saying “We’re sure somebody has probably signed up!” (DailyCaller)

Thank God New Jersey has finally latched on to “common sense”, and outlawed those malicious .22 caliber rifles… Now if they just tackle high-capacity sodas, they’ll finally be the paradise they’ve always wanted to be. (Breitbart.com)