Well, as we've all heard by now, Democrats will not be participating in a fall debate that was supposed to be hosted by Fox News, because the most-watched cable news network is insufficiently friendly toward them.
Now, Rahm Emanuel is warning freshman Democrats to stay away from Stephen Colbert because, apparently, facing left-leaning, fake newscasters is too risky as well.
So, here at HamNation, Katie Favazza and I have done our best to assemble a crack news team that might meet the Dems' standards. They're fairer than Katie Couric. Fairer than Jon Stewart. Fairer even than Dan Rather:
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