It is Bush's fault
It is John Boehner's fault
It is the Republicans' fault because they are evil even though I have a majority in both Houses
We need to spend more money to get out of debt
Rich people need to be taxed more
I will give you everything for free!!!
Oh and please vote because we are about to lose really really bad
You Voters Have Let Us Down Again. Stupid Democracy!
The Wal-Mart Rule
The Hidden Fact Presents Terrorism