Fans of stoner comedies rejoice.
That's one way to do it.
We've become a nation of wusses.
The election is officially over.
Here we go.
"No, no, male firefighter, I only want a woman to come rescue me," said nobody ever.
Merry Christma-just kidding here's a completely inoffensive snowman.
Because heaven forbid we let DC residents vote for things.
Happens to the best of us.
Not The Onion.
This was required under Obamacare.
The internet has given us a gift today.