Rich Tucker

Who’s ready for some stimulating conversation?

This week, President Bush signed a $168 billion measure aimed at “stimulating” our supposedly sluggish economy. In effect we’re borrowing money from future taxpayers and giving it to Americans to spend today.

The package will deliver tax rebates of up to $1,200 per working couple, plus $300 per child. “We have come together on a single mission and that is to put the peoples’ interests first,” Bush announced at the signing ceremony.

Of course, it’s worth wondering how lawmakers decided just how much cash to fork over. As long as the federal government’s giving us money, why stop at $1,200? Why not give everyone $10,000? Or $100,000? Or $1 million? (Give me $1 million and you’ll never see me again.)

It’s the same principle as the minimum wage. Liberals insist they favor a minimum wage because it will help low-income workers and that it won’t, in any way, harm those workers or our economy. But if requiring employers to pay $10 per hour is harmless, why not require them to pay $10,000 per hour? That way we can all work one day a year and be happy.

Obviously, everyone can agree that setting the minimum wage too high would have disastrous consequences, so the only thing we’re arguing over is how high to set it. And the federal government doesn’t exactly have a sterling record when it comes to predicting the consequences of its actions. Thus the only reasonable course is to remove the minimum wage and allow the market, not governments, to set wages.

We shouldn’t expect that to happen, though, any more than we should have expected politicians to show some spending restraint in an election year. Or any year, for that matter.

Clearly, Congress can act swiftly when it wants to spend money. In January, our country got the first dose of bad economic news we’ve had in many years. The Labor Department announced unemployment had climbed to 5 percent (remarkably low by historical standards, by the way). Within weeks, lawmakers had drafted the stimulus measure, tucked in some unrelated pork projects and passed the bill.

Meanwhile, at least 180 people nominated for federal positions, including 28 judicial nominees, await Senate confirmation. This is one of those jobs senators are required to do -- it’s right there in the Constitution. Yet of those nominees, 30 have waited more than a year and nine have waited more than two years.

As Pat Leahy, chair of the Judiciary Committee, explained when he did set up hearings (not votes) on four nominees this week, “It has been especially difficult to schedule given the important matters that have been under consideration before the Senate so far this year.” Indeed, they’ve been busy. Busy spending our money.

Rich Tucker

Rich Tucker is a communications professional and a columnist for