John McCaslin

A female caller to C-Span admitted Tuesday that she approached an illegal alien living in her state of Georgia and called him a "wetback" [-] an offensive term for a person of Mexican descent.

She said the alien shot back: "I'm not a wetback, I walked across the border."

DOCTOR TOM

Republican Study Committee Chairman Rep. Tom Price of Georgia says the decision by former Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle to withdraw his nomination to become Health and Human Services secretary "provides a glimmer of hope" -- and not because of Mr. Daschle's overlooked taxes.

"While the fact that he failed to pay his taxes is completely unacceptable, the greater danger of Mr. Daschle's nomination was his intent to create a national government-run health care system," says Mr. Price, who was an orthopaedic surgeon before coming to Capitol Hill.

After nearly 20 years in private practice, he headed the orthopedic clinic at Grady Memorial Hospital in Atlanta, teaching resident doctors in training.

FARMER BARACK

The call for a "White House Farmer" was first made by Michael Pollan, the Knight Professor of Journalism at the University of California Berkeley and author of "In Defense of Food: An Eater's Manifesto."

There's a White House chef, he figures, so why not a White House farmer?

Spurred by Mr. Pollan's proposal, published last October in the New York Times Magazine, the Internet site "White House Farmer" was launched by the Brockmans, a farm family in central Illinois. It proposes transforming "five prime south-facing acres of the White House lawn" and planting an "organic fruit and vegetable garden" for harvesting by the White House chef and area food banks.

Bountiful crops worthy of a president's table don't grow by themselves, so for three months the site accepted White House farmer nominations (56,000 were submitted) from all 50 states and the District, followed by 10 days of polling that ended Jan. 31.

The top three vote-getters: Claire Strader of Troy Community Farm in Madison, Wisc.; Carrie Anne Little of Mother Earth Farm in Puyallup, Wash.; and Margaret Lloyd of Home Farming in Davis, Calif.

As for plowing the lush green White House South Lawn, Ms. Strader and Ms. Little said jointly they would be "thrilled by the possibility of converting a portion of the lovely White House lawn into a lively vegetable farm. As vegetable, fruit, and flower growers, we know that a well-managed organic farm can be at least as beautiful as a lawn and certainly more engaging, productive, and inspirational."


John McCaslin

John McCaslin is a contributing columnist on Townhall.com and author of Inside The Beltway: Offbeat Stories, Scoops, and Shenanigans from around the Nation's Capital .

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