Brent Bozell

The top of the pop charts has become a low, low place indeed. Just last summer, the singer Cee Lo Green took popular culture one rung lower into the sewer with the release of his song titled "F--- You." After a few weeks, it was mainstreamed into "Forget You," but why bother? While both versions sold well, the vulgar one clearly had its intended effect.

The pop star Pink now has her own version with her new single titled "F---in' Perfect." How creative. That's reaching for the stars.

Once again, there are two versions, with the words "less than" replacing the profanity. Again, why bother pretending to be concerned about standards? The original song contains seven F-bombs. She asks, "Don't you ever ever feel / Like you're less than f---in' perfect?" And then she insists, "You're f---in' perfect to me!"

It's topped the charts at iTunes -- deliberately putting profanity smack dab into children's iPods from coast to coast. (You can thank LaFace Records and its Japanese parent company, Sony Music, the second-largest global provider of recorded music.) Like Green's "F--- You," the F-bomb is utterly unnecessary. It's only there for naughty "buzz."

The video for "Perfect" is disturbing as well, with the depressed female protagonist sinking to a low where she descends into a bathtub and carves the word "perfect" into her forearm. In the blood-spattered tub, she appears to be waiting to bleed to death ... but then she apparently resolves to live and regains self-confidence after staring across the room at her childhood teddy bear. The story ends happily. As in the beginning of the video, she's in bed with a man, whom it's implied she just met.

Then she takes her teddy bear to her daughter (with some other man, obviously). The viewer is supposed to be happy for Mommy -- but it's hard not to wonder whether the little girl in this story would ever have a stable home.

Pink is clearly succeeding on the radio and in the marketplace with her image as a rough girl with a dirty mouth. She's also still on the pop charts with the song "Raise Your Glass." The shock-jock passage of this video depicts a string of lovers in her bed. It starts with a Jewish rabbi. Then, taking their turns next to the star in bed appear to be a Catholic cardinal, an Orthodox priest and lastly, a nun, as Pink raises her eyes to God in the heavens with a prayer of "Thank you."

Brent Bozell

Founder and President of the Media Research Center, Brent Bozell runs the largest media watchdog organization in America.
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