Ben Shapiro

Meet Donna Simpson, of Old Bridge, N.J. Donna is a 42-year-old, presumably unemployed single mother with specific medical issues related to obesity. It is unclear whether she has health insurance. Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid probably think of Donna Simpson as a victim of the American health insurance system, which didn't provide her automatic coverage -- and if it did provide her coverage, that coverage was probably increasingly expensive.

There's a reason that Obama, Biden, Pelosi and Reid don't use Simpson as one of their typical sob stories: Simpson weighs 604 pounds, and she's trying to work her way up to 1,000 pounds so that she can make the "Guinness Book of World Records." "This is a fantasy of mine," Simpson told the New York Post. According to the Post, Simpson would love to hit 1,000 pounds by 2012, consuming a diet of 12,000 calories per day.

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"My favorite food is sushi," she told the UK's Daily Mail, "but unlike others I can sit and eat 70 big pieces of sushi in one go. I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favorite."

How does she pay $750 per week for her food? She has a website where people can donate money to watch the hog feed herself. "I love eating and people love watching me eat. It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone."

Well, that used to be true. She wasn't harming anyone because we weren't paying for her (or, at least, we weren't paying for her unless she had a heart attack and ended up in the emergency room).

Now we are paying for her. All of us. We're paying for her because insurance companies in America are no longer allowed to charge her higher premiums due to her pre-existing medical condition (i.e. being a load). They're no longer allowed to provide her coverage limits (i.e. limits on bypasses), and they're no longer allowed to tailor a policy for her that leaves out preventive care (care she'll never use since her goal is to be two Michael Moores).

If Simpson is smart (granted, a big if), she'll simply pay a $750 fine and avoid buying health insurance. Then when she gets sick due to her grain elevator size, she'll sign up for health insurance. The money she pays per year won't come close to covering her care. That means we'll cover it.

Ben Shapiro

Ben Shapiro is an attorney, a writer and a Shillman Journalism Fellow at the Freedom Center. He is editor-at-large of Breitbart and author of the best-selling book "Primetime Propaganda: The True Hollywood Story of How the Left Took Over Your TV."
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