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Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Mary Katharine Ham :: Townhall.com Columnist
Hillary Made Me Laugh, End Times Surely Nigh
by Mary Katharine Ham
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I’ve always been skeptical of the Hillary juggernaut.

Skeptical of the idea that the Clinton machine could stomp its way to the Democratic nomination, crushing all comers underfoot like a stylishly pant-suited Godzilla.

That is, until the juggernaut made me laugh. Now, I am concerned, indeed.

The diesel that drove the Clinton machine in the 90s was Bill Clinton’s charisma. His downhome guffaw and charm covered a multitude of sins. The new Clinton machine, however, is fueled by a woman who comes across about as warm as flounder skin, and as real as a fish tale.

Lately, though, the icy Hillary we’ve known and loathed lo these many years has shown signs of warming more convincing than “An Inconvenient Truth.”It all started on YouTube. In 2007, YouTube seeing its political potency rising after the legendary “macaca” incident of 2006, decided to invite all the presidential candidates to talk directly to YouTubers via a special video message.

Each candidate’s message, from the Kuciniches to the Mitts, has been highly publicized in banner ads all over YouTube’s high-traffic site. The You Choose ’08 Spotlight offered a high-profile opportunity in new media for each candidate. It also offered a test.

Most candidates’ messages were adequate but boring. Mitt Romney asked YouTubers what they thought was the biggest challenge facing America today. Responses ranged from “getting young people to vote” to “protecting ourselves from politicians” to a special message from “Dead Osama.”

McCain asked what people thought was the most important issue not getting enough straight talk, “from me or anybody else.”

John Edwards asked YouTubers what they would do to change the country. One public school teacher said he’d do his part by teaching his students how they can make a difference, undoubtedly by voting Democrat and protesting the war (keep an eye out for physics teachers named “David,” conservative parents.)

But Hillary took a different tack. A smart tack, a—dare I say it?—funny tack. She looked at the YouTube universe—its hordes of mediocre singers and awkward lip-synchers, its legions of dedicated kitten-bloggers, its Jackassian pranksters—and decided to ask it the only question for which she could possibly get a useful answer.

What do you think my campaign song should be?

When it comes to original video, YouTube is a great place for viral video, fun video, dirty video, stupid video, quirky video, and creative video. It has been and will be home to history-changing gotcha moments and blistering 30-second ads. It is not, however, generally a great place for a policy debate, and Hillary was smart enough to take a fun community and put it on a fun task.

She took the opportunity to poke some fun at herself, promising she wouldn’t sing the song in public, and replaying that horrendous rendition of the “Star Spangled Banner” she got caught bellowing at an Iowa campaign event.

A disturbing thing happened while I was watching that video. I smiled. At Hillary Clinton.

Hillary garnered many responses, many votes at her campaign website, and the video has been viewed more than 550,000 times.

Her follow-up YouTube video was even more disturbing than the first. God help me, I laughed. Not at Hillary Clinton, but with her.

She once again took the opportunity to be deftly self-deprecating, letting the camera “catch” her swaying absent-mindedly to the music. She embraced the ridiculousness of YouTube by featuring YouTubers who had chosen to sing a campaign song for her. And, best of all, she poked fun at her own idea by running clips of YouTubers who called her question, “insulting,” “disappointing,” “stupid,” and “are you freakin’ kidding me?”

And, thus, Hillary became the confident, good-humored foil to the few ultra-hip but ultra-haughty members of the YouTube nation. Well played, Senator.

But surely that was just rehearsed good humor and practiced warmth, right? More convincing than usual, but less reproducible than orgone.

But then came the Democrat debate Sunday night, and, there was Hillary having herself a couple laughs and even dishing out one or two.

First, she laughed at Wolf Blitzer’s implied joke about her long-time involvement in the health care issue. Hillarycare was a legendary political disaster, and one she put behind her gracefully by acknowledging her previous failure before segueing into the fact that every other Democratic candidate is now pitching a similar plan.

MR. BLITZER: Senator Clinton, you've been involved in this issue, as all of us remember -- Continued...

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Hillary will make a better president...
... than Bush. There are very few people who will disagree with that, even though many people don't agree with all of her policies. So when she wins next November it will be an improvement over what we have now even if you don't agree with her on all points.

I am glad that Obama is getting the medical care issue onto the agenda. Only a fool would not agree that health care costs in America are out of control and something needs to be done about it. The republicans have no answers and don't even have any proposals worth looking at. They just want to avoid the issue all together.

When Hillary wins the presidency she should ask Obama to lead a bipartisan task force to bring forward a plan to fix the system.

Birchbank
I do appreciate the time you took to respond to my comments. You mentioned a couple of things id like to respond to as well.

"But I have a question. Why do the conservatives call universal health care socialist while never labelling public education socialist? "

I would label public schools as a socialist idea. I didn't mention in when i wrote to you the first time, but i do feel that way. In my experience home schooled and private school children tend to be better educated. The cookie cutter public school education system is a complete disaster.

"We all know how inefficient the military is, with their $1000 toilet seats etc., that's a different issue. But I can't see somebody waiting hours to get a dose of free Tylenol!"

You should know that this does happen. I have been a personal witness to it. They sit in the waiting room all day to get Tylenol, cough syrup, cough drops, Motrin, you name it... I grew up in a military family and have been on active duty for 8 years myself. People do not mind waiting to get things for free. One more case before i close this. When i worked at Burger King (9th grade) we had a thing called Free Fryday (which fell on Friday of course) in which you got a free small order of fries just for coming in. The line wrapped around the building. Like i was saying.... People abuse things that are free.


"FYI, I filed my income tax payment with the message "paid under protest" because of all of my money going down the tubes in a stupid and disastrous war which I was ALWAYS opposed to"

I believe that its your right to state that, at least you paid your taxes.

There are just too many able bodied Americans who are just to freakin lazy to work. They would love another hand out like UHC and i don't want to give it to them. You and I agree that the children should be covered, but why fund the healthcare of people who sit on their duff all day? Nothing is more irritating than funding the laziness of others. This is one of my main oppositions to UHC. I did read and understand what you said about the fact that we are paying for it anyway, but im not about to vote to make it easier for them.


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