Much has been written of late about how New York's senior senator had finally come to grips with the undying celebrity surrounding Mrs. Clinton and her junior New York Senate seat, only to yield now to so much speculation and hype that Caroline Kennedy, daughter of the late President John F. Kennedy, is waiting in the wings as the Senate's next attention-grabber.
WE SHALL HOPE
As it was, the 111th Congress was sworn in Tuesday minus two senators -- vacant seats in Illinois and Minnesota.
In Minnesota, Democrat Al Franken, who just this week was certified the winner of his extremely close contest, must now await a court ruling on the ballot recount being sought by his Republican opponent, incumbent Sen. Norm Coleman.
In Illinois, Roland Burris, the would-be junior Democratic senator from Illinois, was turned away from Tuesday's swearing-in ceremony, given his appointment by the embattled Illinois Gov. Rod R. Blagojevich, who is facing impeachment.
Nevertheless, an optimistic Sen. John Kerry, Massachusetts Democrat, assured this columnist Tuesday: "I don't think it will take long to get everyone in shape."
FREE FOR ALL
Politics aside, Jeff Blyskal, senior editor of Consumer Reports, is under fire from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA).
Writing about money-saving tips, the senior editor revealed that he "reassigned" his two cats to "outdoor instead of indoor status," a move that has saved him "a fortune in cat litter."
PETA, however, is concerned that Mr. Blyskal's pair of free-roaming cats might now contract "feline AIDS" or leukemia, become embroiled in alley fights, get run over by cars, or worse yet "shot by someone who isn't thrilled that the cats are using their flower beds as economy litter boxes."
The animal rights group has published Mr. Blyskal's mailing address, calling on its supporters to level their complaints in writing.
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