Ted Stevens is the Holder (Update: Stevens Admits It)

So said Tom Coburn, that is, in mid-August.

Which means, of course, I win! 

Yeehaw!

Flip was also covering this.

Update: The holding madness has hit the blogosphere!

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Update: Old Man Stevens cops to it. "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids." Well, that wasn't the official statement...

Update: Stevens just wants a "cost-benefit analysis," you see? He doesn't even remember that Bridge to...where was it again?

How about we do a cost-benefit analysis of Stevens' tenure in the nation's capitol?

Hee.