First step: muzzle Al Gore.
Democratic majority set to "save auto industry from itself," presumably by alleviating any remaining pressure or ability to earn a profit.
America will accept a Mormon, Romney says. After all, Massachusetts already accepted a Republican. Stranger things have happened!
House Democrats: From micromanaging the war to microfunding it.
Joe Biden fails to maintain his shrubbery.
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