What a long, strange trip it's been!
... U.S. Senate hopeful Al Franken's inability to provide workers compensation for his employees brought to light Franken's failure to receive twelve (or more) missing pieces of mail delivered to his NY residence.
Even more peculiar, however, is the certified mail receipt signed by "J. Gauthier", Franken's doorman. Following much speculation, it is now clear that Gauthier was indeed Franken's doorman. However, when confronted with receipts -- Gauthier shockingly responded that the signature that appears on the mail receipt is not his!
Which raises the question: Why would anyone on Team Franken forge Gauthiers signature?
... The mystery is unsolved, and this campaign just keeps getting weirder and weirder.