George Lucas plans "Star Wars" for TV.
The Wii lightsaber is unveiled.
And, Halo 3 is doing so well that it's got Hollywood whining. Gamers vs. really handsome actors with multi-million-dollar paychecks. Advantage, Master Chief!
The second coming of Silicon Vally bubble signals chance for regular nerds to become really rich nerds who later buy the Dallas Mavericks and qualify as "star" enough to dance around with half-naked ballroomers on "Dancing With the Stars."
And, just because I'm nice like that, many, many pages of women modeling Princess Leia's metal bikini get-up from Return of the Jedi.
And, there was much rejoicing.