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03.08.22

Anti-Social Media – NBC

  • Late-night comedian caters only to his wealthy audience members.

Like medical advice, it is equally dubious to take economic guidance from our late-night comedians. Last evening, Stephen Colbert addressed the prospect of the US and other nations refusing to purchase any more Russian crude. He acknowledges that it will be tougher to see prices go up, but his sympathy was short-lived in order to deliver an elitist punchline.

- "I'm willing to pay $4/gallon. Hell, I'll pay $15 a gallon b/c I drive a Tesla."

Well done, Steph. You just erased the past few years of workforce activism because your new fuel pricepoint manages to match the push for a $15 minimum wage. 

DNC PR Firm – THE NEW YORKER

  • Reflexive anger at the GOP should be considered "pouncing."

After the Senate Republicans posted how the national gasoline average price has hit a new high, Susan Glasser springs into action to condemn their alleged hypocrisy. 

Two problems with her lashing out: 

- The demand was for domestic oil protection. 

- The complaint is about the prices now, before a ban has even taken effect. 

Low Octane Gas Lighting – TWITTER

  • When real-life exceeds nightmare scenarios.

While the national gas price climbs above $4.25, that is the average, with certain areas of the country significantly higher, in California, they are experiencing per-gallon prices in excess of $6, which brings to light a harsh reality when compared to a fantasy scenario from Hollywood – they are paying more for gas than seen in a dystopian nightmare! 

First Amendment Strike Force – ABC NEWS

With a legitimate war being staged in Ukraine, many of the usual military tactics are being employed, although some of those may not be used in the usual manner. 

Propaganda is an expected tool, something expected to be seen from both sides. But in this era, there is a new wrinkle; one of the primary methods for delivering messaging about the battle is memes. 

Anti-Social Media – TIK TOK

While memes are being launched on the battlefield on the homefront, there is another cause for concern. It turns out that on Tik Tok, some account holders are using old song methods to re-edit videos and have them displayed as military conflicts. Now THAT should have the fact-checkers working overtime. 

- "Some videos falsely claiming to show the conflict in Ukraine are taking advantage of the same audio sharing feature used for lip syncing that helped TikTok grow in the first place. TikTok users are overlaying the same sounds of gunfire and sirens onto unrelated visuals and live-stream shots to create the impression that they are showing the war." 

Pulitzer Prize Nomination – WASHINGTON POST

Most people do not know Walker Hayes by name, but certainly more people know him by his secondary moniker - "The Applebees Song Guy." Hayes' hit song "Fancy Like" has been ubiquitous over the past year, either heard on the country charts where it topped all others or in the incessant commercials from Applebees, the eatery featured prominently in the song. This is a bizarre amount of attention for a song that basically is just singing the menu items ordered while in a booth. 

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