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Talk about a rant:

"The problem was, it wasn't just the priests who did it to these children."

Not a problem at all. The "children" were indemnified, you see. A fifty-cent word for "Tonnes of money fell from the sky, and now they're happy."

"It was the bishops who moved them from parish to parish and the Cardinals who pretended their" (Spell check, Moron.) wasn't a problem,"

Somehow I wasn't interested in the feeding frenzy. Because Jesus Christ was succinct about scandals of this type: He said, "WOE unto the ones who cause scandal."

In Revelations He says: "As you sow shall you reap."

"and the Pope who refused to apologize. Old Popenfuhrer himself was...

"Guy, it's been scientifically proven that men who rant on and on about homosexuals are in fact homosexuals themselves... So what does that say about you?"

Point 1: I don't rant; all I do is react reasonably. You rant; always just for spite.

Point 2: If I were q u e er, everybody would know it by now. I wouldn't even deny it, were it so. I'm a Geezer, it would be no big thing.

When an idiot says "scientifically proven," I just consider the source. You and I both know that's your spite and hatred speaking. What am I to do about it? I laugh, Guy. Because of all the things I ever knew, a vagina is the most thrilling! Lol!

Whereas you and da w h o r e leave town when you hear there...

Guy, it's been scientifically proven that men who rant on and on about homosexuals are in fact homosexuals themselves... So what does that say about you?

The problem was, it wasn't just the priests who did it to these children. It was the bishops who moved them from parish to parish and the Cardinals who pretended their wasn't a problem and the Pope who refused to apologize. Old Popenfuhrer himself was knee deep in the Coverup...

When I need your silly opinion I'll ask for it, p e r v e.

You know me. There is no Fr. O'Malley.

In order for someone to shag me that someone must exist. You let it be known anybody who wants to can shag you. I don't care what's done to you.

Just show some respect for priests and nuns when you speak to Naughty.

MellorSJ2 writes: Tuesday, December, 01, 2009 1:14 AM
"priest who shagged old Naughty."
Is that what Fr O'Malley called you? (Well, Young Naughty at the time, perhaps.) Was that his entry?

arch says

Mellor. You still scared of good old Arch?
I am 52 years old for God's sake! But I still can render unconsciousness rather quickly so to be merciful to you libs! Hell! You won't even feel it til the next day! It won't be that bad. I promise you.

Moi? In denial?

I just explained I want every perpetrator to go to prison. The only thing I see wrong is calling such evils child molestation. But what about it? So pederasty and buggering are detestable offenses. Nowhere am I acting as a vindicator of evil men.

You, OTOH, would hope to distract from the truth that the scandal was homosexuality in priests. Of course; because you are a q u e e r yourself. Why you would exonerate a guilty homosexual priest (or high school coach, Baptist clergyman, Broke-Back rider, you name it) is all so obvious. You see nothing reprehensible about homosexual vice.

You wouldn't like to be sued for millions on account of your vaginaphobia...

I won't pay attention to most of this dreck, but

"When 3/4ths of them settled out of court, could a number of those crimes be hearsay?"

Me- Uh. No. When an institution with the resources, wealth and public image as the RCC gives into Ma and Pa Parishoner with a lawyer working on spec, It tells me that they KNOW their boy did what he was accused of.

"If he were in denial, wouldn't Naughty try somehow to justify or exonerate the evil priests we speak of?"

Wait, isn't that what you just did? When you claimed that because most were settled out of court, they MUST be lying?

Obviously, you aren't intelligent enough to realize that homosexuality, ephebephilia and pedophilia are totally different...

He's quick with a quip, Vladimir Nabokoock,

Monday, November, 30, 2009 2:44 AM
"Mellor
Arch is just looking for little girls to molest since he doesn't have any at home. Anything else is just a distraction."

Is this what steams up the great novelist? Oh, of course! Vladimir is the author of Lolita, a book I plead guilty to once reading. The plot has to do with a "nymphette," Lolita.

Seeing Vlad's post now it's clear he's projecting the fetish of his greatest delight on Arch, who's a normal male in these threads. Vladimir wants nymphies so bad he invents them here on Toon Hall. After getting his kicks, he shifts the blame to Arch for his own steamy shorts! Just a SICK old Roossian!...

Coward; is it true, er.

'Scuse me; Melwhore, is it true you're a craven coward? When you & your pals from Castro failed to appear at the SF airport where I expected you, (Air France, 4:PM) was it cowardice? I gave you the benefit of the doubt; you mot be held up in traffic, etc.,

Now it becomes clear. You're afraid you could have your girlish features rocked by having to swallow those knuckle sandwiches Arch would've fed you. (Or maybe hospitals make you panic.) 'W h o r e, old dish; did you get the good news?

As we speak Eugene Eunyuck Cretins is setting up that Megan's Law website for your protection. You'll be given a secret code to reach help when scared shwtless. Help...

Eugino Eunyuck says:

". . . just learn to realize, what you and Fr. O'Malley had wasn't special love at all, no matter what he told you."

A nice example there; of how petulant psychotic minds work. He imagines there REALLY is a priest who shagged old Naughty. He gives the culprit an Irish name, "O'Malley." If the insanity morphs on his feverish brain, Cretino will next involve fictitious robo-nuns in wild 69ing decadence, calling each other Butchie Bessie and Lezzie Lulu.

He thinks of cute things like that without end. GLUE still fizzes at the back of his mind.

Point 1.
You? YOU, call moi; "crazy"?

When it's already concluded by all, you became an unhinged homosexual hell-raiser on account of psychotic strains on your conscience when you learned you had the hots for men? Now you're also a pathological liar?

Point 2.
If he were in denial, wouldn't Naughty try somehow to justify or exonerate the evil priests we speak of?

Why does a person in denial agree we should imprison the lewd homosexual predators for life? They buggered innocent boys, under cover of moral authority. If others messed with girls, does that mean I deny it now and approve?

Do I react with denial after having the truth told about a predator who was ...

reassurance that you sewer dwellers know the term's meaning in tossing it at the well dressed, well behaved, adult, hetero-sexual Tea Party Protestors on our side.

So, c'mon Melly Belly & Gracie the 'Ho...Give!

(Non-Answer)reminds me of Axie's aversion to listing the most recent works of(legitimate)history he's read. You fecal toads always remind us of the proven vacuum--verifiable right here at TH--twixt your pointy ears.

Now, Focus, Butt'o'Cup: WHAT, exactly, IS "Teabagging"?

Totally off topic, but here's an interesting story about that creep that killed four Cops in Washington State.

"Clemmons, 37, who had a lengthy prison sentence commuted by former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee nearly a decade ago, became the prime target Sunday in the search for the killer of Lakewood Police Sgt. Mark Renninger, 39; and Officers Ronald Owens, 37; Tina Griswold, 40; and Greg Richards 42."

Ooopsie.... I guess his political ambitions are over. I wonder if Clemmons "Found Jesus" in prison.

"You know few; the offenders all buggered big boys. Not children. Think "pederast homosexual priests."

Me- Uh, no, some of them molested little kids, some of them molested girls. Oliver O'Grady, the subject of the excellent film, "Deliver us from Evil", molested 25 children, the youngest being a 9 month old girl. And do you know what your church did? Yup, they moved him from parish to parish, not warning the next neighborhood what they were in for.



"We should probably put the whole Catholic Church on Megan's Law Websites."

Just do it, "WE." It's all irrelevant; you have all the authority of the mental ward over its basket weaving classes. You take them, I'm sure. How many baskets can you make between pit...

MellorSJ2 writes: Monday, November, 30, 2009 2:50 AM
Vlad
Don't you love the idea that phoning this fool somehow makes one a man? It's mindboggling.

I do like watching him froth at the mouth though.

Arch says

Mellor. You present as the coward you are!
I won't kill you. Just educate you on honor and valor! In a rough and tumble kind of way!

vladimir estragon writes: Monday, November, 30, 2009 2:50 AM
LOL
"I never claimed to have a daughter. You have claimed so."

More lies from Arch. I never "claimed so" (who writes like that?). If I thought you had a daughter, I'd be stroking away just like you do when you think about my daughter - like right now.

Arch says

Vlad. You are a deranged individual! I have no desire for the sickness you invoke. Though I have caught you advocating the allowance of other people's daughters being sexually degraded, posted on billboards in New York City.
As long as it is not your daughter, right?

"I never claimed to have a daughter. You have claimed so."

More lies from Arch. I never "claimed so" (who writes like that?). If I thought you had a daughter, I'd be stroking away just like you do when you think about my daughter - like right now.

Arch is just looking for little girls to molest since he doesn't have any at home. Anything else is just a distraction.

MellorSJ2 writes: Monday, November, 30, 2009 2:23 AM
Keep digging, moron
From Wikipedia: "Singapore, officially the Republic of Singapore, is an island city-state located at the southern tip of the Malay Peninsula, 137 kilometres (85 mi) north of the equator, south of the Malaysian state of Johor and north of Indonesia's Riau Islands. At 710.2 km2 (274.2 sq mi),[8] Singapore is a microstate and the smallest nation in Southeast Asia. It is substantially larger than Monaco and Vatican City, the only other surviving sovereign city-states"

Note the use of the word 'city.' By the deity, the boy and Larry, you're an idiot.

And there's still only one Four Seasons there.

Arch says

Mellor. Why don't you...

vladimir estragon writes: Monday, November, 30, 2009 2:18 AM
Arch doesn't have a daughter
Arch, the cheap pornographer, doesn't have a daughter. He told me.

Arch says

Vlad. I never claimed to have a daughter. You have claimed so and also a son that I don't believe exists in the military! I believe you are a liar and until proven otherwise, will continue to do. You were caught posting under the sock puppet Lucky Pozzo and lied about who that was right here on town hall. I post no lies while you have been caught doing so. Rebecca's Surprise is a funny place to be calling from anyway. Nice to hear your voice even though you called me a moron! Now where the hell is Mellor?

Arch, the cheap pornographer, doesn't have a daughter. He told me.

MellorSJ2 writes: Monday, November, 30, 2009 1:46 AM
I failed to give you a city?
I told you: Singapore.

I won't be calling. Why would I?

Arch says

Because you are a total coward! You are chicken sh1t of having a conservative beat some sense into you. I am willing to teach but you are unwilling to learn! Nothing I can do about that. By the way, Singapore is a country not a city. You really need learning!

MellorSJ2 writes: Monday, November, 30, 2009 1:34 AM
Fisticuffs?
Hello moron, how ya doin'?

I told you where to go. You didn't turn up.

I told you what would happen, namely that you'd brandish your bible and make threats while I laughed as I watched you being hauled off to where you belong: the loony bin.

Damn shame you didn't turn up. I was looking forward to it.

Arch says

Mellor. Call me at 952 290 3638. It is my cell phone. I need to talk some sense into you. I am waiting to hear from you! I will be up for about an hour more. We need to arrange a meeting. You failed to give me a city last time. How convenient.