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In Other News: Al Sharpton Advises Obama on AG Replacement - Hilarity Ensues

Here are some other highlights and headlines that I noticed over at Ransom Notes Radio:

Al Sharpton says he is helping Obama pick out a new Attorney General. I think there should be a new rule: You’re not allowed to advise the President unless you have (at least) a fifth-grade command of the English language.

(Fox News)

Kim Jong Un is apparently suffering from some health problems… But that’s alright. I’m sure they have universal healthcare in North Korea.

(Bloomberg)

The Military is going to allow illegal aliens to serve. (And if you oppose letting foreign nationals – who break federal immigration laws – from taking part in sensitive national security operations, then you’re racist.) So, this will turn out real well.

(USA Today)

The prosecutor that let Ray Rice cut a deal (after knocking out his girlfriend in an Atlantic City elevator) is the same guy that was trying to throw the book at a single mom who accidentally carried her (licensed) handgun into New Jersey… The hypocrisy makes sense, once you realize he probably had the Ravens player in his Fantasy league.

(NY Post)

The State Department is continuing to defend a Muslim Cleric who issued a Fatwa against the US. Why? Oh, because he doesn’t like ISIS. Besides, if we’re just nice to him I’m sure he’ll be a big Yankees fan pretty soon.

(Weasel Zippers)