Erika Johnsen

If you need a fun last-minute gift idea and want to inspire your kids to reject the maxims of protesting  hippies and instead embrace "ultra-justice," then this would be the perfect choice! It "even comes with authentic Zuccotti Park smell!" [Warning: strong language.] (h/t HotAir, via SlateV.)

"Occupy my night stick."

Erika Johnsen

Erika Johnsen is a Web Editor for and Townhall Magazine. Follow her on Twitter @erikajohnsen.

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