Whatever you think about Mitt Romney's shortcomings as a candidate -- and I agree with Mark Steyn, who said of his stump speech, "The finely calibrated inoffensiveness is kind of offensive" -- embracing Gingrich is like bashing yourself in the face to relieve the pain in your foot.
Certainly it's possible that the voters have done all of us a favor. If Gingrich's success there scares Romney into becoming a better candidate, then it may work out well in the general election.
But really South Carolina -- a whooping ovation for Gingrich's denunciation of John King? King asked a perfectly legitimate question. It was Marianne Gingrich, not "the liberal media" who made this a story. Gingrich knows this perfectly well, but he can turn a hangnail into a conspiracy by the media. And so he crafted his reply to leave the second Mrs. Gingrich's agency out of it entirely. "To take an ex-wife and make it two days before the primary, a significant question in a presidential campaign, is as close to despicable as anything I can imagine."
"Every person in here has had someone close to them go through painful things," Gingrich added, as if he were the wounded party.
Sorry, but it's impossible to sit still for that kind of cynical manipulation of an audience. Gingrich is not just someone who has "gone through painful things." Instead, he has inflicted pain quite promiscuously to those nearest him and justified it because he was destined for greater things. He cheated on his first wife, Jackie, and then divorced her while she was fighting cancer, telling a friend that she was neither "young nor pretty enough" to be the wife of a president. Jackie was obliged to petition the court to enforce child support and alimony orders. Gingrich later peddled the story that it was she who had wanted the divorce. "He can say that we'd been talking about it for 10 years," she told the Washington Post in 1985, "but it came as a complete surprise."
Gingrich himself contradicted the "Jackie wanted a divorce" account. Attempting to negate the story that he was insensitive about discussing divorce during a hospital visit, Gingrich explained, "All I can say is when you've been talking about divorce for 11 years . . . and the other person doesn't want a divorce, I'm not sure there is any sensitive way to handle it."