Mike Gallagher

Every time I say something critical of a Republican presidential candidate, I painfully remember the famous Ronald Reagan philosophy that involved never saying anything bad about a fellow Republican.

I’m just not sure President Reagan anticipated the kind of struggle so many of us are having in trying to sort out the “RINOS” (Republicans-in-name-only) from the real ones.

And since I could never achieve the kind of greatness that Reagan did anyway, I might as well dive right in.

In an effort to pander to potential voters in an act that was reminiscent of Hillary Clinton’s demented drawl reading a Negro spiritual in front of a black congregation, Gov. Mike Huckabee, stumping for votes in South Carolina, said something on national television this week that was positively astounding.

Clowning around on an MSNBC talk show, Huckabee spoke of his connection to the people of South Carolina. “South Carolina's a great place for me. I mean, I know how to eat grits and speak the language.” (Cue the banjo music here). We even know how to talk about eating fried squirrel and stuff like that, so we're on the same wavelength."

He went on to say, "When I was in college, we used to take a popcorn popper, because that was the only thing they would let us use in the dorm, and we would fry squirrels in a popcorn popper in the dorm room."

I happen to be quite familiar with the state of South Carolina. Not only did I meet and marry my wife there, but two of our sons and my in-laws still call the Palmetto State home. Some of my happiest memories were created there.

And I never saw anyone frying squirrels, either in a popcorn popper (could that even be possible?), in a crock pot, a microwave, or any other method of cooking and eating a varmint like a squirrel.

Pundits are making a mistake in assuming that since Mike Huckabee is refreshingly candid about his Christianity, the Evangelical voter will automatically go for him. Besides, if people who defend Mitt Romney’s Mormonism like to remind everyone that we’re electing a president, not a pastor, that same position holds true for Mike Huckabee, right?

It didn’t take long for South Carolinians and people from all over the country to call into my radio show today and react to Gov. Huckabee’s assertion. The first call came from a fellow who claimed to have attended the same school as the governor and said he is about the same age. The caller agreed that the school was pretty strict about only allowing popcorn poppers in the dorm rooms. But he said that never, and I mean never, was anyone popping anything other than popcorn.


Mike Gallagher

Mike Gallagher is a nationally syndicated radio host, Fox News Channel contributor and guest host and author of 50 Things Liberals Love to Hate.