The AOC parody account is back. It’s not verified, so maybe that’ll keep the humorless liberal vultures off its back. Or it very well could go away tonight, tomorrow, or sometime soon because liberals can’t take a joke. Whether it’s the original person behind the account is unknown, but whatever the case—@AOCPressTwo is live. It’s already amassed 70,000 followers, and that number should grow exponentially over the next few days if the content proves to be just as scathing and hilarious as the original account, which Twitter deleted:
I'm back - you mad, bro?
— AOC Press Release (parody) (@AOCpressTwo) June 4, 2023
I'm starting from scratch because my previous 400,000 followers were all racists, bigots, xenophobes, homophobes, transphobes, white supremacists, and domestic terrorists.
I’m sponsoring a bill today in Congress to have mandatory electric airplanes by 2025.
— AOC Press Release (parody) (@AOCpressTwo) June 6, 2023
Today I'll be introducing a bill to force all straight people to pay the bills of the ABCDEFHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ+ community.
— AOC Press Release (parody) (@AOCpressTwo) June 5, 2023
My 50,000th follower will win a free vegan insect burger.
— AOC Press Release (parody) (@AOCpressTwo) June 5, 2023
My colleagues are unbelievable at playing the stock market.
— AOC Press Release (parody) (@AOCpressTwo) June 5, 2023
More proof that you have to be like really smart to be in Congress.
I’ll bet all 17 million dollars I’ve made since coming to Congress that Donald Trump is corrupt.
— AOC Press Release (parody) (@AOCpressTwo) June 5, 2023
Straight people should be taxed double.
— AOC Press Release (parody) (@AOCpressTwo) June 6, 2023
To save the planet, all stoves and ovens should be banned.
— AOC Press Release (parody) (@AOCpressTwo) June 6, 2023
Like me, you should eat out at restaurants every meal so you don’t have to use them.
There are other accounts, too. Kamala Harris has one, which is also pure comedy. But I hope this account remains untouched. The content is more steeped in satire, whereas the original AOCPress account sounded more professional, for lack of a better term. The real New York congresswoman even alerted her followers that an account was impersonating her, even going so far as to block @AOCPress, which the latter took as a badge of honor.
Welcome back, AOCPressTwo. We hope you stay this time.