Here are some other highlights and headlines that I noticed over at Ransom Notes Radio:
John Kerry told Marco Rubio that everything is okay with ISIS because if the US “fails miserably”, Iran would be able to take on the terrorists… Maybe Iran will even use those nukes they’re not developing.
Scotland to the United Kingdom: “Um, on second thought… Never mind.” Scottish voters determined they would remain with the UK; although they are asking for couples counseling and the freedom to see other nations.
You want to make millions? Own a pizza franchise in the mile “high” city of Denver. (Apparently pot-smokers snack a lot.) Oh, and if you can be a starring quarterback in the NFL, do that also.
Michelle Obama is telling Democrat donors that if they don’t kick in a little extra this year, Republicans will impeach the President. I’m surprised Joe Biden didn’t send a follow up email explaining that the DNC didn’t need any more cash this year.
Remember when John McCain palled around with Syrian rebels? Well, some of those rebels were – wait… This might be too much of a shock for you. Are you sitting down? Ok, good. Here it goes: Some of those rebels were Islamic extremists who kidnap, rape, and torture opponents. But yeah, McCain totally has a grip on who we should arm to fight ISIS.
I want to make sure I understand this: We can’t arm teachers, because guns are bad… But we can give school districts in LA armored vehicles, grenade launchers, and body armor? (Then again, judging by some LA high-schools, this might not be overkill.)