Here are some other highlights and headlines that I noticed over at Ransom Notes Radio:
Labor force participation is at a 36 year low, meaning 92 million Americans no longer work. Jimmy Carter should be sending Obama a thank you note, or a fruit basket, or something…
It’s almost time to issue an Amber Alert for Obama’s foreign policy. Personally, I think it may have absconded with Obama’s fiscal policy, but some people believe that it has been missing for longer. One guy at the Washington Post claims there may have been a brief sighting of something “leading from behind” that could have resembled the missing policy, but was unable to confirm anything with local authorities.
John Kerry explained in a press conference that Obama’s ISIS strategy was getting “clearer by the day”. He added that the President is taking a “holistic” approach to the problem, with “kinetic” action… Aids have denied that Kerry was having a mini-stroke when those comments were made.
An Illinois school has dropped the Michelle-Obama-approved lunch menu because it had too many restrictions. Knowing that Michelle is probably really broken up about this, I have decided to send her a dozen glazed doughnuts and some chocolate cake. That should cheer her up.
Good news for fat people who are too lazy to walk to the fridge (looking your way, Michael Moore): A couch that drives you to your food. If we could just invent something to chew your food for you as well…