Obama Hates Deer!

No, not really, but his equipment truck driver does:

The campaign's equipment truck apparently hit a deer a day ago, and the senator had to make do with standing on a cardboard box.
“Since we are in our closing days here, we had to improvise a little bit. Apparently the truck with the equipment hit a deer and we feel bad for the deer and we feel bad for the truck," Obama said to a lot of applause.

"That's why I'm sorta on a soap box here," he added.

Combine that with Edwards' broken-down bus, and we'll have a Democratic Underground rumor about Cheney and Rove's sabotage attempts in T-minus 30, I reckon.