Really, we're hiring.
Seriously, I won't even bother you.
I'm very quiet here in my office, keep to myself mostly.
You won't even have to see me.
I'm not up on the details, but I'm pretty sure the job description has a lot to do with computers.
Update: My boss e-mails to tell me we're also looking for web designers, sales people, and a managing editor with experience in blogging and video-blogging... hey, wait just one minute...Gulp!
Ha, okay, I'm kidding about the last one, but the first two are real.