Crist Is Cool With Getting A Tan, But Not A Back Wax

Jillian Bandes
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Posted: Mar 09, 2010 12:51 PM
Florida is crazy. I know this, because I'm from Florida, but I need a reminder every so often just to keep my perspective in check.

Still, I really don't know how to deal with this Marco Rubio Has Back Hair story. I watched the video where Crist makes the accusation, and then I watched it again, and for a split second I was reminded of the demon sheep that Carly Fiorina used to make a really bizzare point nail Tom Campbell to the wall. But demon sheep and back hair are a particularly unpalatable combination, so I tried to limit my focus.

Conclusion: Master Tan Crist should not be commenting publicly on the nature of Rubio's spa purchases. I'm cool with Rubio going to a spa. I'm even cool with him going there to get his back hair waxed off (again, this is Florida, and those kinds of things are de rigeur). But Crist is not cool with any of this. Even more likely, he's not cool with Rubio's 32 point lead.