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Pelosi: Obamacare Will Bring A "Brighter Future" & "Will Not Add One Dime To the Deficit"

Obama went out to his fellow Democrats, walking on water and proclaiming: "There will not be one dime added to the deficit." When the Democrats saw him walking on the water and proclaiming such a miracle, they were stunned and terrified. "It's impossible," they said. But Obama immediately said to them: "Take courage! It is I. Don't be afraid."
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"Lord, if it's you," Pelosi replied, "tell me to come to you on the water and proclaim your deficit miracle to the masses." "Come," he said. Then Pelosi walked on the water and came toward Obama proclaiming in a press conference to the multitudes: Obamacare "will not add one dime to the deficit." 


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