I have never understood people who say that you shouldn’t celebrate utterly defeating your opponents; that sounds like loser talk to me. And defeating our opponents is what we’ve done in the last week. We've used them, abused them, and generally treated them like a straight white cisgender Christian male from Dallas in the Harvard Womyn's Studies Department. This calls for a celebration. You should be partying. You should be clinking glasses. And you should be throwing their defeats back into their ugly, scrunched faces. Raise a toast of liberal tears and beer-bong it like an SEC linebacker at a kegger.
Last week was just beautiful. Remember, when we went into it, we were being told by all the smart people of smartness that the Democrats’ masterstroke in further gerrymandering the states was going to win them a bunch of new seats and consign us to House oblivion. They started it, initiating the g-wars by trying to erase Republicans in New York State, but they didn’t figure on us finishing it. And finishing it, we did by hammering a stake through the heart of their communist dreams. Now that the House is in play, with the new and fair districts, Republicans are going to make all the ridiculous Hakeem “Maximum Warfare” Jeffries curtain-measuring of the last few weeks a waste of time. We won in the Supreme Court on the Voting Rights Act. We won on the Virginia gerrymander. We won with Southern red states from Florida to Tennessee, immediately redistricting to eliminate the race-based blue seats. We also saw the pothead author of the Virginia gerrymander get her house searched as a prelude to getting indicted, got great economic news, plus we bombed those seventh-century semihumans again. And, as a cherry on top, we watched a reality television star humiliate a couple of half-wit communists in the Los Angeles mayoral debate.
It's been a welcome change from the last few months, where we couldn't seem to catch a break. But now we've owned the libs across the board, and they’re really sad, which makes it so much better when you make fun of them. But some are angry, and they’re threatening to defy the courts, secede, or even launch a violent revolution. That last one is Hassan Piker’s idea. I don’t see that dog-tormenting rich kid suiting up and locking and loading – that's for the dummies, like the genius who rushed the White House Correspondents Dinner – but if he did, I know about 20 million right-wingers with gun safes full of 5.56mm freedom who would be totally down with that. Yeah, roll those dice, tough guys. You Democrats have a bad track record of starting a civil war when Virginia doesn’t get its way.
They will cry and whine and fulminate on Bluesky, but they will swallow their humiliating defeat because they can’t do anything about it. They’ve lost control. They don’t control the government. The regime media has been neutered; we can’t be browbeaten by the Washington Post anymore. And most of all, their social sanctions engine is firing on empty cylinders. Oh no, eliminating Voting Rights Act districts in the South makes us racist! Except they were calling us racist before, and even if we accepted the bizarre concept that the Constitution allows you to set aside congressional districts for Black Democrats, they would just call us racist for something else. Republicans have unlocked the power of not caring what they say, and it is glorious.
That glorious Justice Samuel Alito–written decision in Callais was both legally correct and based. Obviously, the Constitution does not allow you to set aside districts for Black Democrats. Note that the "Democrat" part is the important part—they’re having a collective wetting of their collective panties over Tennessee gerrymandering its one remaining Democrat district into oblivion because it’s the most racist thing in the racist history of racism ever, except the Democrat tool holding the seat is as white as any Romney, and the Republicans are likely to nominate a Black woman to replace his jive turkey booty. That particular battle also highlighted one of the most hilarious images in recent history, one that the libs think is some sort of iconic demonstration of oppression. There’s a white cop who’s just trying to do his job standing there, and in his face is this ridiculous radical with a stupid Afro, smart guy glasses, and his hand stroking his chin, trying to channel Malcolm X but looking like the version you get at a discount at the 99 Cent Store. There was a time when that kind of ham-handed propaganda worked, and people might fall for it. Now, the only people who don’t side with the exhausted cop who is dealing with the idiot getting in his face are the middle-aged, sexually-unsatisfied wine women who now set the agenda for the Democrat Party.
And then, of course, there was the Virginia Supreme Court making the legally correct ruling that the election was flawed because it didn’t abide by any of the rules that govern referendums that propose to change the Virginia Constitution. My favorite part is how the Democrats expressed their shock that the court ruled after the votes were counted, even though the Democrats begged the court not to rule before the election happened. All you have to do is read the actual decision instead of listening to one of the lefty nitwits on the Twitter machine, but apparently that’s too much to expect. If you’re as much of a fan of bad online lawyering as I am—it’s this lawyer’s version of going and watching a demolition derby — you are living your best life right now. Every take is awful, except mine and a few lawyers I personally approve of.
But what’s even better is that the Republicans are totally unrepentant. Gov. Ron DeSantis is down there further gerrymandering Florida, and he’s going to get away with it, too, even though there are potential constitutional arguments against it. Oh well. This is about power; Republicans have finally figured out how to use it. We’re not going to be constrained by alleged norms and alleged principles and alleged guardrails anymore. You can call us racist all you want, and we don’t care. You might as well call us hamsters. It doesn’t matter to us because it’s all baloney. It’s all a scam. This is a bare-knuckle political fight, and we’re finally throwing fists. It’s great to see us landing some blows, and we figured out that the Democrats have glass jaws.
See, they didn’t have to fight before. The regime media never challenged them. They never challenged each other. They just had to get out there and say things, trying to shame us into obedience. But now we’re not letting that work. Now, we’re using our power, and we are putting wins on the board. They’re not used to it. They can’t handle it. You saw that debate with Spencer Pratt, who’s running for mayor in Los Angeles against the fat black communist and the thin Indian communist. He destroyed them. He treated them like they treated the Pacific Palisades. Oh, they’re going to still win the election, because people in Los Angeles are either affluent Champagne socialists, o poverty-stricken welfare cases begging for government handouts, the normal people having left for redder pastures. But Pratt demonstrated conclusively, in memorable clips, that these people don’t have any idea what they’re talking about, that they’re totally incompetent, and that when they’re faced with actual pushback, they collapse like California’s population.
The last week has been great. We’re finally fighting back, without apology and without quarter. This is the way it has to be. We didn’t make the rules. We’re just applying the rules as a suppository to our Democrat enemies. They’re going to cry. They’re going to scream. They’re going to call us racist even harder. And we will probably see some violence, more threats, more assaults, more murders. There's likely to be a low-grade insurgency, as we saw in the late 1960s and early 1970s, when another set of pampered commie brats decided to try to kill their way to power.
Well, they'd better hope it remains low-grade. We’ve been down this road before, and we’re not doing it again. Remember, there are at least 20 million guys out there absolutely ready to get kinetic. Democrats better hope that these patriots just satisfy themselves by celebrating their enemies’ misfortune, and the left better think twice before they provoke them to put down their beers and pick up their AR-15s.
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