OPINION

I’m a Racist, He’s a Racist, She’s a Racist, Wouldn’t You Like to Be a Racist Too?

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First off, I’ve never liked the taste of Dr. Pepper. Just not a fan. But the theme song back in the day was catchy. The title, however, shows the respect due to that song and the lack of respect due to the fraud leftists who run around screaming “RACISM” about every damn thing. They’re the pundits and politicians who cried wolf and no one cares anymore.

I find racism to be disgusting and a haven for stupid people – a readymade excuse for the failures of the lazy. But it’s also so rare that more unicorns are running the streets than members of the KKK. And the people who cry it are such horrible people that they’d make it impossible to care, even if they actually found some.

Joy Reid has declared the song “Jingle Bells” to be racist because, she claims, it was written to be part of a minstrel show “to make fun of black people.” I won’t bother you with the details because A) it’s not true and B) even if it were true, I just couldn’t bring myself to care.

I don’t believe for a second that Reid truly thinks this, or even truly thinks she’s simply an attention whore trying to build her podcast so she can continue to make the fortune she’s managed to rake in with no talent in this “racist country.” If only we were all so oppressed.

Honestly, the people who cry racism the loudest are the ones who benefit from it the most. In a merit-based world, Joy Reid would have starved to death decades ago. If she had found real racism anywhere, I would not be able to bring myself to care on a dare or a bet.

Don Lemon, another wolf crier (Blitzer?) is whining again. If he had any talent, he would have something relevant to say, doesn’t, so it’s all “as a gay black man” crap. He’s made millions not only as a gay black man, but as a gay black man with low intelligence and an annoying personality that does not appeal to an audience. His ratings made Joy Reid look like a success, so you can understand a little about how she might think she was successful – well, that and she’s dumb.

Donny is complaining about President Donald Trump saying Ilhan Omar should be stripped of her citizenship and tossed out of the country for marrying her brother to commit immigration fraud. Maybe he’s jealous – Omar’s brother is reportedly gay (which might be a story made up to fend off thoughts of consummating that marriage) – or maybe he’s just a one-trick pony. When you’re as dumb as a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

There really is no reason to defend Omar; she either broke the law or she didn’t. If she didn’t, she could easily prove that with a DNA test of the two and humiliate everyone who has called her out for her incestuous and felonious “marriage.” If it was fraud, she’ll have to pay the price. If it wasn’t, she’s the only sexually liberated woman in radical Islam – she’s on her third marriage and had a kid with her first husband after she’d left him for her brother, er, second husband. It’s almost like she’s playing a role and her voters are dumb enough to fall for it.

Whatever you want to call it, pointing it out is not racism. Calling for her to be held to the law is not racism. As a Democrat podcaster, the one who looks like a sexually abused tube sock who speaks through her nose job and likely smells like a durian – Jennifer Walsh – fights through her unfortunate Botox treatments to move her face so she and her ilk can insist Elon Musk be deported, it’s important to note he hasn’t broken any laws the way Omar is alleged to.

 Through it all, the overriding feeling I have is one of not caring. I used to care; racism is something I despise, but when everything is racist, nothing is racist. And when people cry it for an excuse, I’m out and done. I can’t bring myself to care.

When Democrats are whining about “the Proud Boys” – who, to the best of my knowledge, have never burned down a city, let alone multiple cities, while rioting over left-wing causes, junkies who died of an overdose or anything, really – over left-wing political violence, I couldn’t be paid to give a damn about anything they have to say. The number of Proud Boys in the country probably couldn’t fill the Somali restaurant Ilhan Omar had her “victory” party in before the owner was convicted of fraud for his part in ripping off hundreds of millions from taxpayers through welfare fraud.

And that’s what Democrats are really trying desperately to distract from – their friends and voters exploiting the system for fun and profit. “Communities” that actually contribute do not have mass fraud scams among the “community leaders.” You can take some people out of the third world, but you can’t take the third world out of some people. It’s best not to try – if you import the third world, you become it. Is it any wonder Democrats want as many of them as possible here, and why they almost uniformly vote for Democrats?

I don’t care. I am not interested in anything Democrats have to say, as so much of everything they say these days is less honest and trustworthy than what I flush every morning.

Democrats have made it so it’s never been a better time to be a racist, since Democrats call literally everything racist, you can easily fly under the radar. Or it’s racism against white people perpetrated by Democrats under the guise of fighting “privilege.” Either way, I can’t care.

It’s not working anymore, people are sick of it and it only makes them look even more pathetic than they already are. Their misery is a sign of society thriving; the more they scream racism, the further away from the hellscape liberals need the country to be in order to thrive we get.

About that, I care very much. May their misery thrive.


Derek Hunter is the host of the Derek Hunter Show on WMAL in Washington, DC, and has a free daily podcast (subscribe!) and author of the book, Outrage, INC., which exposes how liberals use fear and hatred to manipulate the masses, and host of the weekly “Week in F*cking Review” podcast where the news is spoken about the way it deserves to be. Follow him on Twitter at @DerekAHunter.