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You Know Gavin Newsom Is Getting Ready to Run for President

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In today's "Stream of Kurtiouness," coming to you from Houston, Texas, I discuss how we know California Governor Gavin Newsom is running for president. You know he's just sitting there going, "C'mon, Joe, fall down that airplane stairwell. Vapor lock. Do something. I want to swoop in there, out-swoop Kamala, and get in there and be president." I also address the CocaineGate non-investigation, why the whole scandal is more about hierarchy than hypocrisy, praise the based-ness of conservatives in the Lone Star State and much more.