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Is Joe Biden Going to Run? Of Course, He Is

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Is Joe Biden going to run in 2024? Of course, he's going to run. (Now, if I am wrong, too bad, you get nothing. This isn't a bet. I'm not guaranteeing anything, but I don't see him not running).

Now, the president is going to run because he thinks he's not a crusty, old, senile man. Of course, he is a crusty, senile man, and his running mate, Kamala Harris, is a borderline clinical imbecile. Kamala Harris is terrible, and not only are the Democrats trying to get rid of Biden, but they're also trying to get rid of her. Here's the thing: if the 2022 election had gone as badly as the Democrats thought it would go and if Republicans' incompetence hadn't made it a complete failure, I think Biden would have graciously bowed out and said, "I'm not running." But he's stupid, arrogant, and a narcissist, and he's totally running because he thinks he won. He thinks 2022 was a giant repudiation of "extreme MAGA Republicans" and that he somehow pulled it off because America loves him.

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