We already know what's coming, so hunker down and buckle up. "Fairness" fetishists, rejoice -- this is your time to shine. Follow our live coverage below and feel free to provide your own running assessment in the comments section. It's going to be bad, guys. We just don't know quite how bad. With that irresistible tease in place, stay tuned and sound off!
LIVE OPEN THREAD: Candidate Obama's State of the Union Address
