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New King of Pop Accepts Nobel Peace Prize

This award exemplifies the hydraulic power Obama's friends use to prop up their Dear Leader for the benefit of Obama sheeple everywhere. I can't wait for the vision of this most sentient of human spiritual beings to be realized: A "world without nuclear weapons" and the "end of climate change!" Holy moly! When The One decrees to Mother Nature that she is no longer in charge, may I suggest -- humbly, of course -- a steady, eternal, 72 degrees.

Hosanna in the highest!