Breaking news from CNN: President Trump got two scoops of ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, whereas everyone else only got one. This crucial piece of information was revealed in a TIME Magazine interview with the president.
CNN will not stand for being outscooped.pic.twitter.com/3iTBoRQdQ4
— Robert A George (@RobGeorge) May 11, 2017
??Breaking?? @CNN reports Trump is an Ice Cream Fascist. Yes. This really happened. ????#ThursdayThoughts McCabe #NationalEatWhatYouWantDay pic.twitter.com/R9S6VYilfL
— Trump The Hill?? (@TrumpTheHill) May 11, 2017
Trump gets two scoops of ice cream while everyone else gets one https://t.co/iIBbMVZqp2 pic.twitter.com/KfnQ9F64oV
— Eater (@Eater) May 11, 2017
Just like Watergate. pic.twitter.com/KDhESteHY8
— BT (@back_ttys) May 11, 2017
I demand redistribution of ice cream!!!!! pic.twitter.com/FBZWYTc5qY
— Hazen (@Stephaniehazen) May 11, 2017
Seriously: Who cares? It's ice cream. Good for him. He's the president of the United States.
There are so many more important things to either freak out about or report on, yet for some reason we're running with the president's dessert habits. No wonder nobody trusts the media any longer.