Not even Hollywood can make this stuff up. In the House:
AP headline: Obama knocks GOP leader, says GOP blocks jobs vote
[opening paragraph: President Barack Obama is criticizing House Majority Leader Eric Cantor for saying the president's $447 billion jobs bill will not get a vote in its entirety in the Republican-led House.]
Meanwhile, in the Senate:
Washington Times headline: Senate Democrats forced to block Obama's jobs bill
When does Obama start chastising Harry Reid in public?