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Todd Starnes: Guess Which ABC Show Will Feature Full Frontal Nudity?

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The other day I hopped off the R Train underneath the Fox News Corner of the World and came face to face with a poster promoting ABC’s new interpretation of “The Muppets.”

There, in all his glory, was Kermit the Frog – touting an “adult” version of the beloved children’s show.

“Finally. A network tv show with full frontal nudity,” the poster read.

Technically, the advertisement is correct – seeing how Kermit doesn’t wear pants. I mean, what self-respecting frog would wear Chinos?

Still, I suspect it’s going to shock a lot of moms and dads when they discover that the family-friendly Muppets of the 1970s are no more.

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