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The Slum Lord Millionaire: Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf

By Doug Giles (Sep 04, 2010)

The Slum Lord Millionaire: Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf Man, it was hard picking an op-ed mark this week because the chum slick was so thick with fresh chunks of juicy lunacy... more

Ground Zero Mosque Opposition: 'You Might Be a Bigot If…'

By Doug Giles (Aug 28, 2010)

Just before London morphed into Londonistan and became the hotbed for international terrorism, the Muslims in the UK cowed the Brits into submission by calling them “bigots”... more

Why Do Feminists Attack Sarah and Not Sharia?

By Doug Giles (Aug 21, 2010)

Given Islam’s enslavement of women and the Sharia erection of the Cordoba Initiative’s chief con man, Abdul Rauf, you’d think N.O.W. and their ilk would now be raising more... more

Now I Know Why Brad Dumped Aniston for Angie

By Doug Giles (Aug 14, 2010)

After Aniston’s recent comments about marriage and motherhood, I’m beginning to get why Pitt dropped Jen like a bad habit for Jolie the seductress. Following double... more

The Separation Between Muslims and Taste

By Doug Giles (Aug 07, 2010)

Building a mosque at Ground Zero is like OJ’s mom putting a glamour shot of Orenthal over Nicole Brown’s gravestone. In other words, it’s very wrong and extremely disgusting,... more

Mama Grizzlies: Obama Wants More Time With Your Cubs

By Doug Giles (Aug 01, 2010)

Hey mama grizzlies, it appears as if the White House wants more time with your cubs. Yep, I guess Barack and his socialistic cabal have had a rough go at “fundamentally... more

The Blame Stream Media and the Sherrod Charade

By Doug Giles (Jul 25, 2010)

It’s been interesting of late to see which race-related stories the Blame Stream Media© (or BS-Media for short) chooses to cover.  Let me see if I have this... more

Andrew Breitbart to NAACP’s Ben Jealous: 'Go to Hell!'

By Doug Giles (Jul 17, 2010)

For the NAACP to call the Tea Party a bunch of “racists” is like Rosie O’Donnell complaining that Chelsea Handler is a bit flabby in the arms, sometimes snacks too much, is... more

What If Glenn Beck Said, 'I Hate Every Last Iota of a N-----! Kill Their Babies!'

By Doug Giles (Jul 10, 2010)

What do you suppose would happen to Glenn Beck if he … 1. got Bo Derek cornrows 2. grew a scraggly Nubian Ibex-looking beard 3. borrowed Monica Lewinsky’s beret 4. put... more

To Compromise, or to Clash: That is the Question

By Doug Giles (Jul 04, 2010)

I was told as a young squab growing up in west Texas that life is about compromises—finding a happy medium between two parties in any given situation so that neither party... more

Obama Fires McChrystal - We Can Fire Obama

By Doug Giles (Jun 27, 2010)

Unless you live on the oil-saturated bottom of the Gulf of Mexico, you’re probably well aware that our President, who happens to have skin thinner than that of an Iberian... more

How to Father Faithful and Fearsome Kids

By Doug Giles (Jun 20, 2010)

I have two daughters. One irreparably crushed ACORN’s nuts (how ya’ doing, Bertha Lewis?), and the other, at the ripe old age of eighteen, writes for the NRA. When these... more

Purple Hearts and Jersey Shore Tarts

By Doug Giles (May 29, 2010)

The other night I accidentally stumbled onto the Jersey Shore “reality show.” If that mess reps “reality” for our young ‘uns then as a culture we are in really, really deep... more

Mexico’s Calderón Condemns the Country that Keeps His Haggard Land Afloat

By Doug Giles (May 22, 2010)

Y’know, there’s nothing like being chastised by the president of a parasitical border nation whose trespassing citizens are wreaking havoc on our soil. Mexico’s Presidente... more

A New Song for Bruce Springsteen: Banned in the USA

By Doug Giles (May 15, 2010)

This past week blood spurted from my eyes like a horny toad I caught back in the 7th grade. What caused the ominous stream to emanate from my tear ducts and then travel a... more

The Progressives’ Favorite Pastime: Pin the Blame on the White Guy

By Doug Giles (May 08, 2010)

The progressive America-haters were so let down this past week when authorities revealed that the bomber in the failed NYC bomb plot was yet another unibrowed Muslim male... more

Obama’s Boys Call in Riot Cops on Tea Party Protestors (Chavez Would Be Proud)

By Doug Giles (May 04, 2010)

Somebody help me here. What kind of ominous situation requires local law enforcement to dispatch their Darth Vader look-alike SWAT units to keep the peace or kick some... more

PC Alert: Rev. Franklin Graham Banned by the Pentagon for Telling the Truth About Islam

By Doug Giles (Apr 24, 2010)

Franklin Graham, distinguished Christian minister and son of an American evangelical treasure (i.e. Billy Graham) was banned from praying at the Pentagon for their upcoming... more

Tea Party Report: I Met a 15-Year-Old Christian Girl With More Nerve Than Most Ministers

By Doug Giles (Apr 17, 2010)

This past Thursday I was let out of my cage and allowed to emcee the Palm Beach Tea Party, and thankfully it went off without a hitch. Yep, it was a fantastic patriotic... more

What’s a Muslim Gotta Do to Go to Jail in Obamaland?

By Doug Giles (Apr 10, 2010)

Let me see if I have this right: Muslims can confess to shooting a man they thought was gay in the face with a BB gun and can plea out and get community service? Well isn’t... more

Obama Zombies: In Case of Emergency Break Open and Read

By Doug Giles (Apr 03, 2010)

I love zombie flicks. What a joy it is to watch mindless pasty-skinned, raccoon-eyed freaks walking around with their drooling mouths half opened, wearing tattered pants... more

Palin Says “Reload” and the Liberals Have a Cow

By Doug Giles (Mar 28, 2010)

For all the Ann Curry literalists out there, I do not “literally” mean that liberals had an actual cow after Palin told her conservative compadres to “reload” following their... more

Tom Hanks: Stupid Is as Stupid Does

By Doug Giles (Mar 20, 2010)

What the heck is wrong with Hollywood’s elite? Do they reach a certain monetary threshold, receive an Academy Award or a Golden Globe, and then get whisked away to a secret... more

Hey Obama, Keep Your Hands Off My Fishing Pole

By Doug Giles (Mar 13, 2010)

“Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.” —Henry David Thoreau God, I love fishing. I dig fishing almost as much as... more

Should Christians Use Saul Alinsky’s Tactics in Exposing Corruption?

By Doug Giles (Mar 07, 2010)

A Christian pundit, Dawn Eden, thinks my daughter Hannah Giles and her partner James O’Keefe should not have used Saul Alinsky’s deceptive tactics against ACORN because Saul... more

ACORN Goes Madonna and Tries to Reinvent Itself

By Doug Giles (Feb 27, 2010)

Why in God’s name would ACORN fold its national name and rebrand itself under a new make and model? I thought Bertha Lewis, the L.A. Times, the New York Times, Wade Rathke,... more

The Vagina Monologues Chick Speaks Out of Her Backside Regarding Palin

By Doug Giles (Feb 13, 2010)

I feel sorry for the Haitians devastated by the recent earthquake and the people getting slaughtered in Darfur, but you know who else I feel sorry for? Joy Behar (The View)... more

National Prayer Breakfast: Obama Wants Civility Now, Dammit

By Doug Giles (Feb 06, 2010)

This week at the National Prayer Breakfast, President Obama waxed eloquent on the need for more “civility” in the national discourse, to which Rahm Emanuel replied, “That’s... more

Bertha Lewis: O’Keefe’s Arrest Equals ACORN is Innocent (WTH?)

By Doug Giles (Jan 31, 2010)

Because Hannah Giles (the femme fatale of the ACORN sting) is my daughter, as soon as the news of her ACORN companion James O’Keefe’s arrest in the Big Easy hit the fan, our... more

What Do Jesus, Rifle Scopes and Dead Terrorists Have in Common? Trijicon

By Doug Giles (Jan 23, 2010)

In the latest edition of political correctness gone wild, Mikey Weinstein and the Military Religious Freedom Foundation are droning on about scope manufacturer Trijicon... more

Evil, Capitalistic, Bigoted America Comes to Haiti’s Assistance

By Doug Giles (Jan 16, 2010)

Thursday morning I was watching Fox & Friends to see what was going down in the aftermath of the apocalyptic earthquake that rocked Haiti. As I sat there in my shorts... more

Obama Delivers on His Transparency Promise: We’re Seeing Straight Through Him

By Doug Giles (Jan 10, 2010)

“Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe him.” —Charles de Gaulle I’m hearing nada from the likes of Matthews, Maddow and... more

Muslim Condom Bomber Attacks America on Christmas Day

By Doug Giles (Jan 02, 2010)

While the Thought Police want us to trip over ourselves trying not to offend poor, misunderstood Muslims in the classroom, the newsroom or on the battlefield, another one of... more