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Hugo Chavez To Wage War On Twitter

He previously said the use of Twitter constituted terrorism. Now, he says he's going to use the service to wage his own war. Chavez's lackey even started talking smack about the number of followers Chavez would accumulate! Here's Diosdado Cabello, director of Venezuela's state-run telecommunications agency, according to Bloomberg News:
I'm sure he'll break records for numbers of followers.
On one hand, I guess we should all be grateful Chavez is taking out his anger through a, more passive medium such as Twitter.

On the other hand, conflicts in the 21st century are so lame...