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MSNBC's O'Donnell Calls Congressman A Racist For Suggesting Free Abortions Would Increase Abortions

There needs to be some clever punishment imposed upon those whose primary means of argument is using words like racist, bigot, sexist, homophobic, etc. to smear their opponent. My take is that this form of debate is practiced by the most cowardly of the cowards. My solution is this: At the moment one of the prementioned words is used, said person is instantly thrown into a cage for 1 minute with a male or female UFC fighter (May I suggest my brother?). Each additional offence increases their time by 30 second increments.

Sorry, it's Friday.