-P.J. O'Rourke
We know the answer to this question. All you need to make government stop is thirty inches of snow.
This does mean that many of your faithful Townhall staffers are stuck without a place to go. Fear not, however: thanks to the magic of the internets, Townhall.com won't stop covering the news for you.
And here's but one of your humble TH staffers, trapped in the basement:
