Tipsheet

Ugly Betty is a Really Inspiring Speaker

I'm moved to tears by her fired-up support of Hillary Clinton. Also, in this video: Chelsea reveals that she, too, believes in magical health care that will turn no one away and yet cost no one any money. Oh, and fairies. Pretty sure she believes in those, too.

Do they really wonder why Barack is earning young votes? The 40-something candidate himself would be more hip than these two combined if he were reading Nietzsche on the stump while wearing an Obi Wan Kenobi costume.