Dear America:
I will not stop house foreclosures. I will not save your house and your job. I will not actually save that crying family in the cartoon above (but you can still buy the cartoon for 5 cents on my website). That is because I have just lost my Senate race to Sen. Jim DeMint.
Sen. Jim DeMint started the recession. He started the recession. He started the recession.
Sincerely,
Alvin Greene