The SEC Porn Mongers
Could such a thing happen in the private sector? Of course. But the difference is (1) we're not paying those people for their time with our tax dollars; and (2) their purpose is not to monitor the rest of us. So what they do is their own business.
In contrast, what government employees do is everyone's business -- at least everyone's who pays taxes.
And with President Obama knocking himself out to insert more government oversight into every American's life -- whether it's health care, the financial industry, or even our salt intake -- it's particularly galling to be reminded once again that our government overlords may not be all that their booster in The White House wants us to believe they are.