While reading The Hill this morning, I found this headline to be amusing: Cockfighting bill blocked by NRA objections.
This, of course, reminds me of one of my all-time favorite Seinfeld episodes (where Kramer gets involved in cockfighting):
KRAMER: Little Jerry Seinfeld. I named my chicken after you.
JERRY: Thanks, that's very sweet, but that is not a chicken.
KRAMER: Of course it is. I picked it out myself.
JERRY: Well, you picked out a rooster.
KRAMER: Well, that would explain Little Jerry's poor egg production.