What are the most popular stories around the web this morning? Townhall does the surfing so you don't have to.
Politico: McCain's Humor Often Backfires
New York Times: In Paris, Burgers Turn Chic
Chicago Tribune: Nebraska Woman With Disability Sues McDonald's
Boston Globe: Pink Flamingoes Help Student Athletes Raise A Little Green
Slate: The iPhone Makeover
Wall Street Journal: Financier's Death Hints at Trouble for Lenders
Time Magazine: Do Breast Self-Exams Do Any Good?
FOX News: Junior Cop Has Drivers Hitting the Brakes
Newsweek: Q & A: JibJab Cofounder Greg Spiridellis
Philadelphia Inquirer: Surgeon Sued for Giving Patient Temporary Tattoo
ABC News: Ohio Teens Forced Into Sex Trade
Houston Chronicle: Katy ISD Teacher Accused of Having Sex with Student
Los Angeles Times: Comedian Andy Dick Arrested
Denver Post: Short Week for State Workers Proposed
New York Post: A-Rod Strikes Out With Party
US News & World Report: America's Best Hospitals
And on Townhall.com this morning:
Ann Coulter: This is Not a Drill
Larry Elder: Rev. Jackson, the Fat Lady is Singing
Peter Wirs: Did Obama Plant Bogus Dowd Column?
Dick Morris: Why the Race is Tied
Amanda Carpenter: Obama Surrogate Targets Mrs. McCain